My complaint:
At approximately 9:38 p.m. I was listening to ACDC and was in the process of retrieving a can of Guinness from my refrigerator, I had worked a long hard day at the Mill and was looking forward to this creamy concoction. I started opening the refrigerator door and to my surprise after picking up this beauty, she exploded in my face causing significant shock and surprise not to mention the resulting beer shower which sprayed endlessly all over the refrigerator, onto my face and the kitchen floor. Like a labradoodle catching a frisbee, I lapped up what I could but my efforts were in vain. What would cause such a tragedy I wondered? We may never know but it would be great if the kind folks at Guinness would send me a replacement as this was not just any beer, it was a glorious Guinness Draught Stout and now she’s gone and I am sad.
Suggested solution:
Kindly send me a replacement and I will be forever grateful.
