My complaint:
Yeah I just bought some of their 90s rice (great value brand), it was so fucking terrible I threw it out after 2 bites and began vomiting. I am not currently sick, besides from this product. I just wanted to let you know that it had the aroma of melted plastic, with a texture to match. I couldn’t break up any of the rice as it seemed to be glued together by some sort of black, melted, substance. This was no only the worst thing I’ve ever eaten. (not exaggeration) I’m currently contacting my lawyer.
Suggested solution:
They cannot, I'm litigating.