My complaint:
i am extremely offended and deeply hurt.
i appreciate the art of advertising and understand how important it is for a respectable chocolate such as yourself.
i have come to politely plea,
and i am begging you on my hands and keens.
STOP SPAMMING ME WITH YOUR ADVERTS£?:83?:
just stop, i can’t take it anymore. i’m not sure what horrible acts i did in my past life but this amount of karma is too harsh.
why are your adverts about leaking nipples and mums having sex with their kids crying in the background. and windows being rectangular, and then all the adverts disappearing and i feel like i’m going insane. then they come back and attack me every other song.
STOP PLEASE?!
i respectfully am begging for my life.
free me from the maltesers adverts before i go on insane, i’ve already stopped me and everyone i know from buying maltesers.
thank you,
bye.
Suggested solution:
stop with ads, please.
PLEASE-
