My complaint:
This splooge gun is way too overpowered. Its 90% of the reason I get ass raped all the time and lose. I shouldnt have to build so much confidence just to lose it to that damn thing. It pisses me off and makes me want to chop the tip of my penis off and put it in a crusty deluxe sandwhich that I get off of the mcdonalds dollar menu. FIX YOUR GAME HOMESLICED POTATOE LOVIN ASS PUSSY
Suggested solution:
TAKE IT OUT OF THE GAME
