My complaint:
I have repeatedly, REPETEDLY! requested that you, Capitol One, stop sending me your ‘Preapproved Credit Card’ offers, via Mail via email. I have, on occasion replied, out of curiosity, only to be told that I do not in-fact, qualify due to my lack of recent credit history, Which is alright, because I wasn’t truly interested any way. Mainly, I’m thoroughly tired of my Mail Box and my In Box, being clogged up with your Junk Mail and your Spam.
Suggested solution:
How to resolve this? STOP SENDING YOUR CRAPPY, JUNK MAILEMAIL!!!