My complaint:
I don’t enjoy hearing people singing on the radio about taking a poop. I dislike ads with cartoon bear families talking about wiping their rear ends. Your Pampers ads showing babies facial expressions while they are eliminating are gross. Radio ads promoting gay pride and relief from constipation (Metamucil) in the same sentence? Singing pubic hairs? What’s next? Will you acquire Lume brands and do a Broadway number about stinky personal parts?
Suggested solution:
Fire the degenerates that create your ads, and stop trying to exploit black people and homosexuals. Sell your products on their actual merits and stop the gimmicky toilet innuendos. Until then, we refuse to purchase any of your brands.
