My complaint:
This new ad is offensive and morally corrupt! What in Heaven’s name were you thinking? Your marketing director must be only 12 years old if he actually thinks this is funny or appropriate. It certainly isn’t. It’s reprehensible and should be removed immediately. I pray you lose so much business this over extremely poor decision that you are forced to go out of business altogether!
Suggested solution:
When the ad is removed and Jackson Hewitt is forced out of business!