Dr Pepper complaint: How dare you

I drink regular Dr. Pepper. Not a fan of any of the flavors, diet, zero.. tried them, hate them. I will always be a die hard regular Dr. Pepper drinker. I drink one Dr Pepper in the morning instead of coffee like a regular adult. As I was getting my son ready for school this morning, making a bottle for a screaming baby that currently keeps me up all night, I blindly reached into the Dr Pepper box and grabbed my liquid life. I walked around with this can in my hand for a solid minute before I set it down to pop that sweet sweet baby open. Little to my surprise, it was a Diet Dr. Pepper can. I looked at the can and thought maybe I was stroking out or I switched to a parallel universe where I was a healthier person. As the tears started forming, I reached in to grab a different can only to realize IT WAS THE LAST ONE I HAD.So there I am.. standing in the middle of the kitchen with a Diet Dr Pepper in one hand and the empty box around my opposite arm like some Wish version of a Dr Pepper robot. How do I prove this to you? I can’t. Just know I was flustered enough to find this website and write a paragraph about how this little can of diet soda ruined my life.