My complaint:
I am furious. I bought a bush cooker from argos in September. I was constantly ill and my girlfriend miscarried a baby. I didn’t think nothing of it until i have had nothern gas networks out who have said my oven is faulty and has been leaking carbon monoxide since September. Yous fucking caused me to lose a baby. I have a certificate here and Northern gas networks said you will replace this free od charge but thats not good enough. I want compensation and a lot of it!!! Making me lose my baby, making me think I’ve had cancer when in reality my lymphnode was swollen due to carbon monoxide poisoning for months. I have also lost 2 jobs after unexplained attitude towards work but it turns out carbon moniside causes erratic behaviour causes you to go clinically insane. I want £2000 in my bank or otherwise i will be taking you and argos to court. It is allover Google how faulty your cookers are so i strongly advise you just pay me my compensation otherwise you will be lumped with court fees too
Suggested solution:
A new cooker
£2500 compensation
The person who made the cooker is sacked for killing a baby