My complaint:
I am complaining about your tasteless ads involving snot running out of peoples noses! They are revolting, childish and actually turn my stomach. I do not understand why Companies think base bodily functions are eye catching, what next, poo stained bottoms and skid marks in underwear for your toilet paper ads? Trust me they are a turnoff TV-wise and for me consumer-wise also.
Suggested solution:
I don't want these awful adverts invading my home and my privacy