My complaint:
Dear Fray Bentos,, iv been having you pies for years. But as am sure since it was took over you well know its like ‘hunt the meat’, i keep giving in and trying you again. But this is the last straw, i had a steak and kidney pie and found 1 little piece of meat. Now this is really it, the pastry lovely as it always has been. But when you have to try and find just one bit of meat, well. And you know i am right in what i say, would you pay for one.
I await your reply, and i expect to fobed off with some rubbish about the batch i had. Its been like this for years now.
Suggested solution:
By putting meat in there pies