Fox News complaint: MyPillow Commercials

My complaint:

The my pilow man comes on numerous times every day pitching slippers. His pitch ALWAYS begins with this is the last chance to buy my slippers for $90.00 off the list price so you better hurry to get them because when they are gone they are all gone
This is so annoying that I now change channels the second he starts his pitch.
He must think we are all idiots.

Suggested solution:

Tell him at least to change his daily pitch.