My complaint:
I am SICK of seeing naked and afraid ads on the science channel while my entire family is watching. I have already complained and discovery keeps putting them on. I am upset, it upsets everyone in the room, educational shows are being ruined by the annoying, embarassing, and obscene naked and afraid ads, I have to keep turning the channel. Remove this pile oF SHAT, the service is expensive as it is.
I AM SICK OF LOOKING AT HAIRY UGLY ASSCHEEKS AND BLURRED OUT PRIVATE PARTS ON MY TV, IN MY LIVING ROOM, IN FRONT OF MY WHOLE FAMILY.
Suggested solution:
Remove naked and afraid ads!!!