Bank of America complaint: Complaint

My complaint:

I want the bank of America market and the Merrill lynch to stop keep sending me junk mail and go touch my money inside my checking account balance to go share money and charge money. Because all those money is all belong to me. It belongs to mines. Have my own name in my checking account. Stop it. Knock it off! And dont ever please do that to me again. I do really want you to go stop keep doing this to me again, send me too much junk mail, share money, and charge me money!

Suggested solution:

I dont even like the bank of America market and the Merrill lynch in the first place. I hate the bank of America market and Merrill lynch a lot too much. I dont even like the bank of America market and the Merrill lynch in the first place. There all poor people